"Boring" is a song by P!nk, included as an exclusive bonus track on the British and Japanese deluxe editions of her fifth studio album, Funhouse. It was written by P!nk, Max Martin, and Shellback, and produced by the latter two.
Lyrics[]
Uh that's hot
Iiiiiit's tasty
It's like a cupcake
It's cotton candy
It melts in your mouth
And lately
I been gettin hunger pains
When you lick your lips while you check me out
Fast car
Boring
Girlfriend
Boring
Got money
Boring
No-oh-oh-oh
Hot friends
Boring
Rock band
Boring
Not interested
No Tha-ank you
If you want me
You're gonna have to catch me
If you wanna touch my whoa-oa-oa
And if you catch me
You're gonna have to show me
How bad you really want my whoa-oa-oa
Yooooooou're Scrumptious
I kinda like it
I'm indecisive
I change my mind a lot
But you're hot (you're so hot)
But I think you kinda know it
Really hopin you don't blow it so bring it
You're tired
Boring
You're sore
Boring
You worked all day
Boring
Whoa-oa-oa-oa
Big boat
Boring
Black AmEx
Listening
Six pack
well, heh
If you want me
You're gonna have to catch me
If you wanna touch my whoa-oa-oa
And if you catch me
You're gonna have to show me
How bad you really want my whoa-oa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa-oa
If I let you catch me
It's because I think you're really cute
And if you don't get it right
I'mma be like really really mad
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That's hot
Whoa-oa-oa-oa
If you want me, you catch me, yeah whoa-oa-oa-oa
If you catch me, you show me, yeah whoa-oa-oa-oa
If you want me
You're gonna have to catch me
If you wanna touch my whoa-oa-oa
And if you catch me
You're gonna have to show me
How bad you really want my whoa-oa-oa
Fast car
Boring
Girlfriend
Boring
Got money
Boring
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
Hot friends
Boring
Rock band
Boring
Not interested
Whoa-oa-oa-oa
